The 4 Days of Bearsmas!

Day 2....1....

Day 1/2: Post Apocalyptic Bears

So I thought what with everyone being all crazy about 2012 being the apocalypse or something like that I thought to myself "Billy, what would bears doing after the apocalypse, provided of course they aren't the cause of it." So, as the internet provides, here are a bunch of pictures that, in my mind as least, are representative of bears in Post-Apocalyptia:




Also, interestingly, an entire small video series entitled "The Apocalypse Bear Stories"

http://www.theapocalypsebear.com/Stories.htm

The 4 Days of Bearsmas!

Day 3:
Fertility Drug-using Bears

Bear fertility drugs are hitting the bear market! While bears typically have 2 cubs, this mother decided to bolster the ranks of the Great Bear Army forming and have 5 CUBS.


http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/rare-black-bear-quintuplets-caught-on-film.html

The 4 Days of Bearsmas!

Yep! We're celebrating it again! Just like a bear, you never know when this blog is going jump out of hibernation and spring out of a bush!



Day 4: Polite Bear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6Xo21L0ybE

A Bear Update for John

This is a bear update especially for John Kelly. Here's a bunch of bears waving at you, John.









Keep on trucking!

Day 3: Siberian Corpse Eaters

Today is a continuation of yesterday's Siberian Yeti Fighting Bears. The amazing adaptive powers of these Siberian bears have caused them them to turn lemons into lemonade, or an exodus to human lands from yeti defeat into exploiting an excellent human related food source, cemeteries! All you can buffet!!! Thanks to Rebecca Kelly and Laney DiGiovanni for the links!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/oct/26/russia-bears-eat-corpses-graveyards

http://io9.com/5673768/russian-bears-use-local-cemeteries-as-their-personal-refrigerators

Day 2: The Siberian Yeti Fighters

Sadly, while bears are impressive creatures, they are still human. Er, mortal. Or whatever. What I'm trying to say is that bears can lose too. While they fight valiantly, not even bears are a match for Siberian yetis. According to Russian authorities that is. So this small guerrilla band of bears, trying to find a place between fighting yetis and eating villagers, have earned their place on the Bear Days of Christmas so that we may all hope for their future happiness:

http://io9.com/5662175/in-the-forests-of-siberia-yetis-are-fighting-bears

The 23 Days of Bear Christmas! Day 1: The Bear Baron of Rhode Island

Welcome to the Bear Days of Christmas! This holiday season we are celebrating not just types of bears, but actual particular bears that have proven themselves to be bearelebrities in the bear world, bears whose bearness shines brighter than the Star of Bethlehem and leads us through the desert of boring mediocre animals (such as earthworms and possums) lacking majestic powerful animal qualities (also known as 'Bearalities') to the manger overflowing with a cornucopia of bear.

To start off, what better than a bear's story from the state tattooed to my back, Rhode Island. This bear has no name, so I've given him one: Roger. The talented journalists at the Providence Journal have written up his account better than I ever could so I shall just link it, but let me summarize just by saying that Roger defeated and entire state agency in his mission to eat sheep. I salute you, Roger!

http://newsblog.projo.com/2010/11/score-bear-1-de.html