It's true, we are in an mental evolutionary arms race with bears. Over food. Bears are insatiable beast of eating and in the past humans have had difficult times keeping our hairy brothers out of our meat sheds and granaries. Until the amazing invention of the BearVault 500 Canister:
http://www.bearvault.com/
These amazing containers utilize space age materials with intricate locking puzzles that are only able to be opened by humans with dexterous fingers and years of study. Certainly not a clumsy, roly-poly bear. Or so we thought:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/25/nyregion/25bear.html?_r=1
That's right, people. Yellow-Yellow, originally though to be an average run-of-the-mill bear, has cracked our code and is now teaching other bears to do it. This bear-messiah is undoubtedly going to lead a Bearevolution against our smug attitude towards trail mix, beef jerky, fruits, chocolate bar, and other lovely hiking foods. And I for one am happy. I welcome our well-fed bear-lords. We have rested on our laurels ever since we made some rock into a knife. It's time to put in our dues and start building giant Bear-pyramids to honor our super-intelligent bear-pharaohs. You heard it here first, bears! I support you and expect your support when the time comes!
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